February 2012
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dadfather:
Tune in for tomorrow’s episode of I Wonder If Anyone At School Has Noticed I’ve Been Wearing The Same Pair of Jeans for Over Two Months
The next oldest actor to win an Oscar will be...
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vivalestephy:
whereismyoscar:
Oh that’s right, The Academy Awards are tonight…totally forgot.
poor baby
victoryjobs:
“I love you more than Kanye loves Kanye,” said Kanye to a mural of Kanye wearing an airbrushed Prada t-shirt of Kanye holding a photo of Kanye in front of Kanye’s mirror as a rocket ship full of Kanyes soared overhead.
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vocaroo:
me and my mum just went to the shop to get some photos developed and they asked for a name to print the photos under
my mum’s name is beverley so i put the name as this
the loudspeaker came on and said “could bevvy-sexii beaver-baybehh come and collect her photos please” and she had to go and get them in front of everybody and people were laughing kgsgjsdoghks
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Me when I go out: I should've stayed home
Me when I stay home: I should've gone out
Me when i'm around people: i want to be alone
Me when i'm alone: I want to be around people.
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justfollowyourownpath:
Snooki and Deena fishing for crabs.
#EpicFAIL
ASDFGHJKL;HAHAHA!
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xomonroexo:
my new best friend in my head . Lmfaoooo !
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During a math test
Me: my answer = 23
Answer choices: 17, 19, 26, 36.
Me: well 26 is closer to 23, so that must be the answer.